Friday, July 31, 2009
5 Songs to Sweat to
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Thursday, July 30, 2009
RnV
The first Rhythm and Vines announcement is out and to borrow Facebook sentiment it's a little... anticlimactic.
Empire of the Sun
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Maori Language Week
This week is Maori Language Week, and it presents an interesting challenge to many New Zealand businesses in the public sphere.
Before I get into the guts of this blog, I think I need to present my viewpoint. I am pakeha, but I spent most of my formative years in a "bilingual" unit. Despite being (on paper) a bilingual unit, I cannot speak more than a few words in Maori. I do however have a strong respect for the language, culture and the people.
To me, giving one week a year to Maori Language promotion is a valid use of time and money, and I support businesses that get in behind it. It is after all one of our national languages, but the majority of us cannot speak much more than the odd 'kia ora'. A week is actually the absolute least we can do.
But it seems that there is a right way and a wrong way to do Maori Language Week.
The wrong way involves alienating those who don't speak Maori (i.e. the majority of us). This approach was demonstrated to great effect yesterday by Air New Zealand who used the Maori version of the departure and destination place names on their grabaseat page.
Unfortunately, rather than make me interested in Maori Language, it just made me wonder where Ngomotu, Otautahi, Murihiku and Wakatipu were, and if it was worth paying the $39 to find out.
It was like a mystery weekend - one where you didn't know where you were catching the plane from as well as not knowing where you were going to end up.
The Twitter community piped up and grabaseat soon had the English translations in, but it did make me think.
I guess I assume the main goal of Maori Language Week is to educate people, mainly by expanding their Maori vocabulary, and surely there has got to be a right way to do that.
GeorgeFM are doing it by translating kiwi sayings into Maori after the news, TV3 have been known to incorporate Maori subtitles into the nightly news broadcast. It ensures the language is exposed, and it's probably the best way to get involved, but it does open the question of what exactly is the best way to fully expose, and encourage, Maori language amongst New Zealanders?
I'm not here to offer answers to that question, but I can offer words of warning. Despite their originally misguided (but ultimately honourable) attempt yesterday, rather than sticking with the concept, Air New Zealand have dropped the idea entirely today and now the flights are between Auckland, Wellington and Tauranga again.
To borrow a concept from ben.geek.nz - Air New Zealand are streaking into a fad and rather than taking it seriously, they joined a day late, and didn't follow through.
So why even bother?
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Change, she is a coming
I got back this evening from an event on Social Networking. It's kind of inspired me a little.
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Monday, July 27, 2009
Sitting here, looking at a blank screen
I'm going to make a real, concerted effort at this blogging every day thing. If I'm still struggling by my birthday I might just have to call it quits.
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
The playlist is still Infinite
After seeing Adventureland a few days ago I've been left with a need to see Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist again. I saw this movie a number of times a few months ago - it was one of those movies that just got into my head, that was so awesome I couldn't even explain.
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Saturday, July 25, 2009
Boring weekends
Why are all my weekends so freaking boring!?
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Friday, July 24, 2009
Doctors
I went to see the doctor today. I'd developed a weird thing on my nose which hurt, made me feel kinda sick and looked stupid. Given I've recently begun treatment for something else I figured I'd play it safe and see the doctor.
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Thursday, July 23, 2009
Painted Cases
When I was 17, just before I left home for Wellington, my mother presented me with two of the ugliest suitcases I had ever seen with which I was to start my journey.
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Adventureland
I knocked off work early today and slipped off to a festival movie.
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
How to get a girl
I've been noticing a few of my male mates have no idea how to get a girl. They are either too clingy or too aloof. Believe it or not, there are some pretty easy hints, rules and tips that help.
This blog is also only going to apply if you're after a real girl - by that I mean a girl who's not a barbie doll. Perhaps someone a little weird or geeky. I'm aiming this post at all the nerds and geeks out there. Really I'm posting from the perspective of me and what my friends and I all agree is attractive.
Firstly, you really have to aim realistically. I'm not saying 'settle' - because no girl ever wants to know you are 'settling' for her - have some standards, but don't expect the right girl for you is going to be size 6, blonde and dressed in Prada. Maybe she is, but it's more likely she's going to be going after the rich, successful, gorgeous, funny alpha-male type. If you fit this type, move on, I'm not talking to you - you already have an unfair advantage.
Next, stop worrying about your abs (or lack thereof), or your receding hairline, or your grey hairs - we really don't care. We don't want you to die of morbid obesity or anything, but we're realistic - we're not expecting Brad Pitt, we just want a nice guy who is going to enjoy being with us. We're all very aware of our fat asses and jelly arms, we see past whatever imperfections you might have at look at who you are. Other things are more important.
Next, make sure you shower every day, brush your teeth at least twice a day, floss, use mouth wash (yes, in addition to the brushing your teeth), put on deodorant (and regularly reapply), wash your clothes with fabric softener and invest in a good aftershave. These tips all equal one tip - smell good.
Good hygiene is super-important. If you fail to adhere to this step you are unlikely to attract a female. Once upon a time it was hot to smell like a neanderthal, but these days it's really not. Think about it, do you want to kiss a girl with smelly breath? Do you want to get cosy with a girl who reeks of BO? Simple answer - no. Thus, shower, teeth, deodorant.
The last couple of options - fabric softener and aftershave are secret weapons. I can tell you for a fact that a man who smells well-laundered is extremely attractive. The combination of well-laundered and a tweak of a good aftershave? HOT. Take your sister, the girl you're into, your friend-who-is-a-girl or a gay guy and narrow it down to two or three aftershaves. Then go away, and come back another day with someone else and make the final decision. It should take you time. Scents are signatures, and scents are sexy. Do not take your mother.
The third one is a little harder, but confidence is important. You need to make us aware you exist and you want us to want to get to know you more. I can't teach you confidence, but I can tell that you rarely come off as badly as you think you do. How do you know if you're on the right track? The girl will be smiling and looking you in the eye. Maybe she's just being nice, true - but it's all practice, and practice is good. Talk to lots of girls. Learn what conversations work and which conversations send us running to the bathroom or the bar for another drink.
Do not talk about how awful your life is or give us too much personal information straight up. We want your name, what you do and perhaps how old you are - after that, talk about movies, music, TV, the internet, books or current events - find out if you are actually on the same plane. You might be attracted to her, but if you're not interested in the same things, there is no future, move on.
Lastly, to paraphrase John Green, girls are people, in exactly the same way guys are people. We have the same fears, the same ambition, the same shyness... we're not strange creatures, just treat us with respect and kindness, you're unlikely to get a bad reception - and if you do, forget her, move on, and find a girl who actually deserves you.
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Monday, July 20, 2009
I'm dreaming of a Summer Holiday
In the middle of Winter, sometimes all you can do is think about Summer.
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Sunday, July 19, 2009
Bye bye
On Friday we said goodbye to a coworker who's been there practically since the inception of the company. He's a good guy and will be missed. On his last day we got him a singing telegram. The woman was supposed to come in and accuse him of knocking her up in a one night stand. Hilarious idea, but on execution?
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
Coworkers are Creepy
This post does exist, but it is sitting in the Private Diaries section and not for public view at this time.
Sorry!
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Friday, July 17, 2009
17 July, 2009
Today is this blog's 2nd birthday.
I will admit that over the few months I've been pretty useless at making sure I blog on time, but there is a blog here for every day of the last two years of my life.
So far this blog has seen me through the second half of my bachelor's degree, 2 jobs (including my first "real" job), 2 promotions, 6 flatmates, 3 flats, a graduation, 4 trips to Wellington, a NZ election and a US election, and many other interesting highlights.
Keeping up a blog like this is hard work now - when I come home from a long day of looking at a computer the last thing I want to do is look at a computer - but I push through, one way or another because I know what the result is I want.
I want to have all these experiences here, I want an online scrapbook of the events, people and memories that are important to me.
There are things I had wished I'd said, but didn't because I didn't know how to say them, or couldn't publish them for fear of hurting someone else, but for the most part the highs and the lows are recorded, and when I go back after the project is done and remove all the rubbish, keeping only the gold, I think I'll have a product to be proud of.
Two years baby! How's that?!
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Thursday, July 16, 2009
An answer
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Last payment
3 years ago I took out a bank loan to get some very expensive work done on my teeth.
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Monday, July 13, 2009
Dinner Fail
Today after work I hit the supermarket. I needed a good number of things so I figured I'd just get it out of the way. While there I managed to find tofu, spaghetti and spaghetti sauce all on special.
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
Gossip - Music for Men
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Saturday, July 11, 2009
Offline Weekend
Next weekend I am seriously considering a computer-free weekend. That is, from 5pm Friday to 9am Monday, I am not allowed on a computer. At all. For any reason.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Bottle Shock
An Australian town has just outlawed bottled water.
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Thursday, July 9, 2009
They don't need much do they?
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Earplugs
My boss is currently in charge of the music in the office.
We've currently got some frog-sounding bloke singing covers (mostly Elton John covers) to Spanish guitar, drum machine and synth keyboards.
Oh goodie, the verse I just listened to was:
"It's raining, it's pouringAnd now it's La Bamba. This music actually makes me want to hang myself. I cannot concentrate with it playing.
The old man is snoring"
Grr.
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Medical Adventures
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Monday, July 6, 2009
Metamorphosis
When I left Wellington in January 2005 I was sapped.
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Sunday, July 5, 2009
Expensive much?
Today, while hanging out with Manda, we thought it'd be interesting to go into the Louis Vuitton and Gucci stores. Despite walking past them practically daily for the last 18 months I'd never been inside.
- Loius Vuitton make hairties
- I could pay my rent with the amount it would cost to buy a Gucci key ring - and still have change!
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Saturday, July 4, 2009
To do list
I like lists. I like the satisfaction of crossing off things I have achieved.
- Catch up on all the blogs I've been skipping lately
- Finish the user manual for work
- Do the grocery shopping
- Catch up with Amanda
- Go to the gym
Do the washingClean the house
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Friday, July 3, 2009
New Flatmate
My old, annoying flatmate moved out the other day - hallelujah for that! Leaving with her are the incessant phone calls in another language (a flatmate constantly on the phone is annoying enough, but having to listen to that phone call in another language is frustrating as it's harder to tune it out), the strange food hygiene habits (or rather, lack thereof), the hacking and hoicking in the bathroom each morning, the hair clogging the sink, her inability to use any type of cleaner whatsoever when it's her turn to clean the house, and her very strange habit of ignoring us completely.
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
Still Installing Orcon
After last night's nightmare I was in touch with Orcon today making sure that I was right about the router and just checking that what I thought was right, actually was.
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Installing Orcon
This has been a bit of a farce.
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