Just a tip

If you invite someone to stay at your house, and then kick them out unexpectedly with a flimsy, fabricated excuse, don't let evidence of your deception be posted on Facebook on Monday morning.

Especially if you're going to do it to me, because my intuition would have already told me you're lying, I will see it, I am smart enough to make those connections and I'm not a very forgiving person.

I'm happy to take things at face value, and I'll always believe what my friends tell me, but finding out someone has deliberately lied to me because they don't want to spend time with me? When it's one of my so-called 'best friends'?

Nope, that stuff doesn't fly with me.

So, to the two who told me lies and then had a grand old time without me, let me say this...

1. You didn't have to let me stay in the first place
2. You could have been honest about asking me to leave - it would have been preferable, however one more night wouldn't have killed you
   
3. I would have preferred to have heard your excuses from my close friend and not have her boyfriend do the dirty work instead
4. You didn't have to invite me out - I'm capable of finding things to do myself and you're not responsible for my entertainment or happiness, if you wanted to enjoy yourselves with your friends you just had to say
   
5. Finally, perhaps a look at what you're turning into could be good for you. Maybe I offended you or annoyed you in some way, but no-one deserves this treatment. It's one thing to stop being over-nice to everyone, it's another to be complete assholes to a friend.