Skinny People Pants

I've had a pair of pants hanging in my wardrobe for close to a year now. They're really nice, but they had a serious flaw...

I seriously muffin topped in them.

But this morning I put them on and suddenly fit them.

I fit the skinny people pants.

I'm in serious danger of losing that bragging right as I skoffed an entire pack of Oreos at work today, but I know I can get back there, it may just require more visits to the gym than I'd ideally like to make.